11 Lasagnas Even Garfield Wouldn’t Eat

This lasagna was made by a woman who had never seen lasagna before but had it described to her by a Russian taxidermist.

This lasagna was made by accident when two gerbils got drunk and took an Italian cooking course.

This lasagna was the bassist in Smash Mouth.

This lasagna was made from a recipe on the side of a box of Tide detergent.

This lasagna tastes like herpes feels.

This lasagna didn’t kill Lincoln, but it gave John Wilkes Booth the idea.

This lasagna was made by Ted Bundy’s aunt.

This is the lasagna you take tiny bites of over time to build an immunity to shitty lasagna
This lasagna tastes fine but has a ton of emotional problems.

This lasagna is 100% organic but recruits child soldiers in Uganda

This lasagna voted for Jill Stein.

Ash Strayer

Funny, in spite of ovaries.

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