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Three KitKat Commercials

Act One A group of Boy Scouts have hiked into a deep forest. The scout leader gathers the boys around a fire pit, lined with kindling and crumpled paper. “Ok scouts!,” said the leader. “As you know, we are here this afternoon to earn our camp fire starter’s badge! This is one of the most […]

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Waitstaff

People think waiting tables is easy. I hear it all the time. “Why should I leave a tip? They just bring the food from the kitchen to the table. Anybody could do that.” The truth is, waiting tables is one of the most physically and psychologically taxing jobs you can perform, and it takes a […]

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Opinion, People

You Might Be a Single Parent If…

1) You hang the Christmas decorations on top of the Halloween decorations 2) You call your neighbor the nanny 3) You eat the last cup of noodle in the bathtub, not just to hide it but also because it makes the water feel warmer and TO GET SOME GOD DAMN PEACE FOR ONE SECOND 4) […]

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News, Opinion, People

Teenagers Body-shaming Billie Eilish Test Positive For Oedipus Complex

After stepping outside without any sleeves on, the internet was set afire with body-shamers criticizing Billie’s Eilish‘s figure, calling it a “mid-30’s wine mom bod.” In a truly Freudian slip-of-fate, medical results from the critics have just come back positive, indicating what we all suspected, a full blown case of Oedipus complex. Does Billie Eilish’s […]

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Ash Recommends

12 Film & TV Series You Should Already Be Watching #12 -TROLL – Comedy mini series on HULU These are short little 4 min episodes that will truly delight you. It amazes me that with two actors just sitting in a room together for just 4 minutes at a time, this show was able to […]

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