Fartistic

The Register

The Register of Names

Every fart of any standing has a name. Most people have simply never been told theirs.

A town, a county, a country — whatever you would be “of”.

Natural habitat
Your school

Nothing is stored, and nothing is sent anywhere.

On the Register

The register does not invent. It looks up. Give it the same particulars a second time, a year from now, on another continent, and it will return the same designation — a name you can re-roll until you like it is not a name, it is a slot machine.

Your habitat and your school genuinely move the result; they are weighted twice as heavily as the common vocabulary, so the Open-Plan produces its own epithets and the Silent School its own nouns. Two people of the same name in different rooms are different entries.